Berlin was quite chilly till I've arrived, today there was a heat alert and it's too hot to be walking on the street! π₯΅
Was it because of my arrival or is it just a coincidence? π€
Might be, might be not π€
Never forget I'm in charge here π
2024-08-13 08:54:06 +0000 UTC View PostI have this new fantasy where I go to a crowded bar and order the biggest pitcher of beer, then I sit on your face and never leave before finishing it π₯΅
2024-08-13 00:58:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Anybody knows how to say *"cheers"* in German?
2024-08-12 23:03:18 +0000 UTC View PostI'm at a Mexican restaurant in Berlin that's runned down by a family of pakistanis π€
I guess this is as Berlin as it gets π
This is my favorite perfume
I want this
Now you have to get it for me
Good boys will receive juicy rewards π₯΅
I went to the Berlinische Galerie and they said they were so mesmerized with my mighty booty that they'd love to add it to their collection! π₯΅
Don't worry, I respectfully declined! π€
Despite having to wait for like one hour in the line, Mustafa's donner kebab might be the best in the world π€€
Dammit Mustafa, you did it again π
Things I don't like about Berlin, even having it legalized there's practically no 420 scene π
Come on Berlin, all the other cities are having so much fun! π
Things I love from Germany:
*German beer
*German weather
*Tall, cute and shy German guys
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This one came up as a revelation to the divine Mistress Maia Redhood during one of her travels around the world. Deep into the wet hot Barcelona, seated at ππ’ π£π’π³π³π’ of her favorite π΅π’π±π’π΄ bar, she had this wonderful idea for a new chaster lock that requires the maximum sacrifice of her subs. Because you can't make a tortilla without cracking some eggs, right? Bon apetit π
This is a 3 day lock and it will be at an special discount price for a week ($100).
After a long day walking around in a new city filled with excitement, now I can finally take a deserved warm shower and chill naked at the hotel room.
Mistress feels blessed with her sweet boys who made all this possibleπ
Where in the world is Maia Redhood? π
Did you think they were all going to be that easy? π€
Thank you to my dear sissy Violet who invited my last dinner in Barcelona, I had fried calamari and a divine spanish tortilla that I will miss forever in my life π₯°
If you'd like to be as good as her, remember you can also check my Throne list and pamper me like I deserve during my eurotrip π
What's coming next? You'll see! β€οΈ
I just had the best Spanish tortilla or my life π₯Ή
2024-08-10 19:05:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Only one way to survive this wet hot city π₯΅
Who can guess which flavors are my favorite? π
Yes, I've been carrying my camera around π although I've been a bit busy lately so I'll have to find some time to work in the edition π
Anyways, who can tell me where this is? Come on, this is an easy one!
From the "Where in the world is Maia Redhood' series π
Ps: should I get a trenchcoat and a hat? Lol
Doing some shopping today π₯°
Mistress is in a dire need for pretty summer dresses π
Morning coffee with a hangover π
2024-08-10 08:25:45 +0000 UTC View Post
About my night in Barcelona π₯΅
That wet mess isn't just mine π
I had a splendid day in Barcelona and took some amazing pictures that I might be sharing soon π€©
Then I had a delicious tapas dinner and went to a British indie pub to had beers and chat with people, some of these "tough guys" wouldn't believe what I do, and specially what you do and would do for me π
BTW do not regret missing this chance π
https://onlyfans.com/1210231824/sourpatch.bunny
Here's another hint π€
Just wait to see the things I'm going to do wearing these ones π₯΅
Where in the world is Maia Redhood? π
Hint: It's wet hot π€
I'm in a serious problem π
I can't have enough spanish tapas π
This is for business expenses π
Because you can't have enough spanish tapas π
Oh my, I really needed that two hours siesta π
Now I'll be having a delicious shower and I'll be answering your loving messages in a moment β€οΈπ₯°
I survived, bitches π
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Hello airplanes ππ
Catch you on the otherside my dears π
Mistress is a bit freaking out getting everything ready π
Will be answering messages when I get a little break (and peace of mind π« ).