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Something about shiny lips makes me want to sin gently, then..

Something about shiny lips makes me want to sin gently, then giggle about it. Should I slide into your messages or onto your face first?

This gloss isn’t sticky, but I might be… You know, emotional..

This gloss isn’t sticky, but I might be… You know, emotionally… unless you check your DMs and fix that 💦

Reapplied my gloss three times today. Not because it wore of..

Reapplied my gloss three times today. Not because it wore off, but because I like the way it makes my tongue feel rebellious.

Wore the kind of gloss that makes people lose focus mid-sent..

Wore the kind of gloss that makes people lose focus mid-sentence… and maybe unzip their pants by accident 😏

If my lip gloss could talk, it would file a restraining orde..

If my lip gloss could talk, it would file a restraining order on me for how I’ve been using it. Things got messy in the best way.

I put on lip gloss and immediately started acting up 😈 It’s ..

I put on lip gloss and immediately started acting up 😈 It’s like my lips know they have responsibilities now… mostly unholy ones.

Note to self: lighting, angles, and demon possession do not ..

Note to self: lighting, angles, and demon possession do not mix. I still posted it, though. You’re welcome.

Honestly, if my mirror could talk, it would file a formal co..

Honestly, if my mirror could talk, it would file a formal complaint at this point.

That moment when you’re trying to be sexy, but your toes are..

That moment when you’re trying to be sexy, but your toes are doing something deeply unholy.

My camera roll has 37 versions of me looking like I just cra..

My camera roll has 37 versions of me looking like I just crawled out of the underworld in lingerie.

I aimed for “goddess energy,” and landed somewhere between e..

I aimed for “goddess energy,” and landed somewhere between exorcism and confused ghost.

Tried to take a serious nude and ended up looking possessed ..

Tried to take a serious nude and ended up looking possessed 😆 Like, is that seduction or a summoning ritual?

𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐍'Want to see one of my FAVORITE positions? Quot..

𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐍'

Want to see one of my FAVORITE positions? Quote #COWGIRLRIDIN in my DMs right now to see how I want it! 😏

Good morning to everyone except the demon I accidentally sum..

Good morning to everyone except the demon I accidentally summoned last night while trying to take a sultry pic 😆 If my mirror starts levitating, mind your business. A new set’s up, and yes, it’s haunted in the hottest way possible.

If you have ever been body checked by your tits, just know y..

If you have ever been body checked by your tits, just know you are not alone. Mine keeps starting bar fights with my belongings.

Every time I lean forward, it's a gamble… and today, the sal..

Every time I lean forward, it's a gamble… and today, the salt shaker did not survive.

I should start charging rent for the amount of space they ta..

I should start charging rent for the amount of space they take up AND the destruction they cause.

I am not saying my chest has its own gravitational pull, but..

I am not saying my chest has its own gravitational pull, but I am starting to feel like the furniture is in danger.

They really walked through like "oops" and kept bouncing lik..

They really walked through like "oops" and kept bouncing like nothing happened… rude and majestic.

My boobs knocked something off the table and I apologized ou..

My boobs knocked something off the table and I apologized out loud 😂 Honestly, they are the chaotic roommates I never signed up for.

Rise and shine, my favorite fuckers, want to do something do..

Rise and shine, my favorite fuckers, want to do something down right fucking incredible? DM me! 😏

If my neighbors peeked in, they think I am filming a very ch..

If my neighbors peeked in, they think I am filming a very chaotic indie film called Barely Dressed and Emotionally Unstable.

I added dramatic lighting, stared into the distance, adjuste..

I added dramatic lighting, stared into the distance, adjusted my panties for the plot, and called it “method acting.”

The floor was cold, my nipples were hard, and my delusions w..

The floor was cold, my nipples were hard, and my delusions were cinematic… 10/10 performance, would flash myself again.

I sat on my floor in lingerie for 20 minutes, pretending I w..

I sat on my floor in lingerie for 20 minutes, pretending I was the main character 🎉 I did zero chores but had several Oscar-worthy moans.

Wakey wakey, suns out, and my tits might be too! 😏

Wakey wakey, suns out, and my tits might be too! 😏

I just promoted myself again after today’s session. Please t..

I just promoted myself again after today’s session. Please tip the CEO accordingly, or apply within for a very hands-on internship 😏

I am not saying I’m overqualified, but if orgasms were curre..

I am not saying I’m overqualified, but if orgasms were currency, I would already have a private jet and three HR complaints.

Someone said “take charge of your career,” and I took it way..

Someone said “take charge of your career,” and I took it way too literally… now I am over here scheduling back-to-back fantasies with zero PTO.

If being horny was a job, I’d be CEO by now 💦 I would host m..

If being horny was a job, I’d be CEO by now 💦 I would host meetings in lingerie and conduct performance reviews based on stroke speed.