SANTA GOT ME A FUCK MACHINE So apparantly I'm on the naughty..
Added 2022-12-25 15:29:09 +0000 UTCSANTA GOT ME A FUCK MACHINE So apparantly I'm on the naughty list and Santa ran out of coal. I wrote him a lovely letter asking for a Bently, but he left me a gift with a note suggesting I go fuck myself... So I opened the gift and it's a FUCK MACHINE... Fuck you Santa, I'm gonna Fuck myself all day with this and I'm gonna LOVE IT!!
