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If you see these curves and forget what you were saying, tha..

If you see these curves and forget what you were saying, that’s not your fault. That’s just physics.

I caught myself in the mirror and gasped like the hot strang..

I caught myself in the mirror and gasped like the hot stranger walking by. Spoiler: I was.

My boobs looked so good today, I almost tipped myself. Almos..

My boobs looked so good today, I almost tipped myself. Almost. You still can, though, unless you want more booty, then tip double! 💗

I made direct eye contact with my cleavage and said “damn”… ..

I made direct eye contact with my cleavage and said “damn”… then took a pic so you could say it too 😏

Good morning to everyone except the top that tried (and fail..

Good morning to everyone except the top that tried (and failed) to contain this chaos 💗 Looked down, saw my cleavage, and said “damn” out loud. If it makes me stutter, just imagine what it’ll do to you 😏

I moaned so loud I scared my cat, and now we are not on spea..

I moaned so loud I scared my cat, and now we are not on speaking terms. Worth it.

I needed stress relief and now I need water, a snack, and po..

I needed stress relief and now I need water, a snack, and possibly a new mattress 💦

My legs folded like a lawn chair, and I just lay there like ..

My legs folded like a lawn chair, and I just lay there like a crime scene. Want a reenactment in your DMs?

The way I screamed into a pillow like I was trying to summon..

The way I screamed into a pillow like I was trying to summon a spirit… spoiler: I summoned a second round.

I just gave myself a standing ovation. Alone. Naked. Slightl..

I just gave myself a standing ovation. Alone. Naked. Slightly dizzy. 10/10 would do it again.

My vibrator was fully charged, and so was I 😘 I swear my nei..

My vibrator was fully charged, and so was I 😘 I swear my neighbors lit a candle for me afterward.

Good morning, I started the day with cardio… if cardio means..

Good morning, I started the day with cardio… if cardio means getting wrecked by my vibrator first thing in the morning 💦 Now I feel like I ascended spiritually and physically. Should I do round two or make breakfast? (Both is also an option.)

Honestly? If you want to see why they are so excited today, ..

Honestly? If you want to see why they are so excited today, I will let you be the judge. You might even get a closer view if you behave… or misbehave.

Tried to wear a bra, but they rejected it like it was too mu..

Tried to wear a bra, but they rejected it like it was too much structure for their lifestyle. Can’t say I disagree.

The girls are standing at attention, and it’s your fault. Ye..

The girls are standing at attention, and it’s your fault. Yes, you. I am one spicy thought away from slipping out entirely.

Every shirt today has been a suggestion, thanks to my chest ..

Every shirt today has been a suggestion, thanks to my chest acting up. Do I mind? Not even a little. Should I take advantage of it? Absolutely.

Is it cold here, or am I just thinking about how some of you..

Is it cold here, or am I just thinking about how some of you talk to me in DMs? Either way, something’s poking through and it’s not shy.

My nipples have been hard all day, and I blame all you FREAK..

My nipples have been hard all day, and I blame all you FREAKS 💦 Y’all do absolutely nothing, and I’m immediately ready to misbehave… explain yourselves. Or just make it worse.

Good morning to everyone except the ones responsible for my ..

Good morning to everyone except the ones responsible for my nipples being hard since 7 am… oh wait, that’s all of you 😈 Should I fight the urge or let the chaos win?

I was going to get dressed, but then I realized this view de..

I was going to get dressed, but then I realized this view deserves its own temple. Are you offering a tribute or just staring? 😈

I was going to get dressed, but then I realized this view de..

I was going to get dressed, but then I realized this view deserves its own temple. Are you offering a tribute or just staring? 😈

I was trying to grab my clothes, but my reflection said, “Po..

I was trying to grab my clothes, but my reflection said, “Pose, goddess,” and who was I to argue?

Dropped my towel and suddenly felt like a Greek goddess 💗. T..

Dropped my towel and suddenly felt like a Greek goddess 💗. The lighting hit, my hips shifted, and now I am wondering if I should be sculpted or worshiped.

𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓This is the first time I have EVER squirt..

𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓

This is the first time I have EVER squirted with my fuck machine! I’ve never been this horny.

Go to your DMs and quote #FUCKMACHINESQUIRT to see how it would look if I squirted all over your cock!

Good morning from your resident towel-dropper turned Greek g..

Good morning from your resident towel-dropper turned Greek goddess 💗 I am starting the day wrapped in chaos and barely a robe. If the gods want modesty, they better look away… because I am feeling mythically naked and magically unbothered.

The mirror hyped me up, and I was suddenly arching my back f..

The mirror hyped me up, and I was suddenly arching my back for no reason. I regret nothing. Unless you want to see more in DMs 😏

Confidence? Sky-high. Clothes? Hanging on by a thread. Self-..

Confidence? Sky-high. Clothes? Hanging on by a thread. Self-control? Couldn’t find her.

Something about this outfit made me feel like I should be br..

Something about this outfit made me feel like I should be breaking hearts and ignoring texts. So naturally, I took nudes instead.

I looked too good to stay soft today… so I didn’t 🥺 Now I am..

I looked too good to stay soft today… so I didn’t 🥺 Now I am sitting here in lingerie with villain energy and zero shame. Want to see the damage?

Good morning to everyone except my self-control, who called ..

Good morning to everyone except my self-control, who called in sick the moment I looked in the mirror. I looked too good to behave today… so I didn’t. This energy is dangerous and fully documented 😈